If I could gut my living room and start again from scratch, I’d make it like look like Masons. It’s the sort of place where you start shopping with your eyes as soon as you sit down. I want that gold drinks trolley. I want that mini succulent in a pretty jade pot. Dammit, I even want that rustic ladder leaned artfully against the wall. I don’t care that I’ll have to watch the telly through the rungs.